by Haaaay!
The complying with is an un-redacted transcript of a conversation that occurred among the six $24 restricted edition Bite appeal Matte Creme Lip crayons at the Novato, California, Sephora store at exactly 9:55 a.m. on Wednesday, April 2, 2014.
KUMQUAT: Wake up, you guys! show time in five minutes. Chop-chop!
GRAPE: Awwww, come on, man! just 10 a lot more minutes, please? Ik ben zo moe…
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KUMQUAT: No way, Grape. Everyone, UP! OMHOOG! OMHOOG! We requirement to look perky when the store opens. eliminate your caps, back straight, as well as get in position. Stand pleased like the pigmented lipsticks you are!
Bite Beauty’s $24 Matte cream Lip Crayons
CLEMENTINE: Geez Louise, Kumquat! — chill! I don’t see why we have to hurry. I mean, who sees a Sephora at 10 o’clock sharp on a Wednesday?
We hebben tijd. Let’s have a great breakfast together as a household for once. I might make those pigment pancakes you like?
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Katten & make-up sweatshirt ??
$ 42
Winkel nu
KUMQUAT: absolutely not. I shouldn’t have to state this, again, however we stand at the front of the store.
The front of the store! Do you have any type of concept what that means?! We have to look our finest every day. Zijn…
Wait — shhh! Don’t make a sound. somebody just walked with the door…
IT’S A CUSTOMER!
SATSUMA: Oh, it’s that exact same woman from the other day again, the one who’s always covered in feline hair.
Why is she always here?! as well as doesn’t she have one of those pet hair roller things? Ik bedoel kom op! This is Sephora, for crying out loud. heilige grond. people be rollin’ up right here in skinny denim lookin’ like they just fell out of bed two minutes ago.
SWEETY: Be nice, Satsuma. I see her all the time. She’s really quite cool. She takes pics as well as swatches for her friends. I believe she’s on YouTube…
BLOOD ORANGE: Oh, really? Pictures, you say? Well, point her my method since I like having my photo taken.
Yoo-hoo! HALLO DAME! OVER HEEERE!
KUMQUAT: just stop it already! She’s coming over. Remember, the clients can’t understand that we talk amongst ourselves. We’re meant to be inanimate. Stand straight, shut up as well as sit still. It’s time to go to work!
The $24 Bite appeal Matte cream Lip Crayons
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Bite appeal Matte Lip Crayon Swatches from the left in Blood Orange, Clementine, Grape, Kumquat, Satsuma as well as Sweety
And the $59.50 Divergent Cosmetics Multi-Piece Collector’s Kit…
The Eye Palettes
The packaging for one of the three eye palettes in the Divergent Multi-Piece Collector’s Kit
The Cheek combination from the Collector’s Kit
The $59.50 Erudite Eye combination from the Divergent Multi-Piece Collector’s Kit
The $27.50 Divergent Cosmetics 7-Piece nail Art Kit
The Divergent Cosmetics Cheek combination as well as the Erudite Eye Palette
The new $23 Givenchy Ombre Couture cream Eyeshadows, offered in nine shades
Givenchy Ombre Couture Swatches from the left: 1 top coat Blanc Satin, 2 beige Mousseline, 3 increased Dentelle, 4 Bleu Soie, 5 Taupe Velours, 6 Kaki Brocart, 7 Gris Organza, 8 Prune Taffetas as well as 9 Brun Cachemire
My risk-free place…
Uw vriendelijke excursie-appelverslaafde,
Karen
